I like my windshield wipers to only go as fast as absolutely necessary, I like my bananas a little green, and I like to use pens with the finest points possible. I’m always cold. My favorite meal is spaghetti and meatballs, but if you ask me, I’ll tell you it’s sirloin and a baked potato. I usually turn down the lights. I know a lot about biology, philosophy, psychology, and political theory. My life has a soundtrack. I’d use ten dryer sheets at a time if it meant my clothes would be that much softer and would smell like springtime breezes forever. I don’t eat lima beans on principle. I’ve never lost at Trivial Pursuit. When I find a shirt I like, I buy one in every color. I love being outside, but I hate bugs. I only enjoy watching comedies. When I doodle, I draw squares—and I don’t really care what you think that means about my personality. Nail polish is important to me. I like to do things quickly and correctly because I have neither the patience nor the attention span to devote an inordinate amount of time to any one thing (…except for this sentence, apparently). I use the Socratic method. I don’t think I’ve ever paid full price for anything. I am my own worst critic. I use the word “awesome” a lot, but I’m usually being facetious. I like cars: driving them, looking at them, and reading about them… but I hate pumping my own gas. I love wearing brand-new socks. When I’m deep in thought, it’s probably best if you don’t ask what’s on my mind. I look at myself in any and all reflective surfaces. I have three bottles of hand sanitizer in my purse. Laugh with me, and I’ll be your friend forever. I know the lyrics to a LOT of songs. I hate it when people overfill trashcans. The way I sit in my chair at my desk is always a topic of conversation. I like to wear pink. I enjoy very dark, flavorful, earthy coffees. It drives me crazy when people misspell things. If people wouldn’t think it was weird, I’d run everywhere. Also, lip balm. Lip balm in every flavor.