If you have to talk to me before 10 AM, please know that I am under no contractual obligation to be full of sunshine and fucking rainbows.
If you think you’re on the very short list of people who will get a positive response from me regardless of the hour, I encourage you to try me.* Expect, however, that I will match your perkiness with vitriol. You may cry.
* The author of this blog cannot and will not be responsible for her actions which result from being poked, prodded, taunted, vexed, ired, annoyed, bothered, or otherwise disturbed by any party.