Sans Comic Sans

If you have to change the font on your work email, for the love of God and all things holy, do not change it to Comic Sans.

Unless you’re a preschool teacher or a seven year old kid with a lemonade stand, you have zero excuse to use that eyesore of a font.*

Sorry, Karen, but it’s not cute or funny or witty that you use 16 pt. lavender Comic Sans with a blue sky background when you’re emailing customers. You’re an embarrassment. Just do us all a favor and take your cat sweater and your smoker’s hack back to the unemployment line where you belong. Civilized society summarily rejects you.

* If you are a comic strip writer, you are only authorized to use Comic Sans in quote bubbles and thought clouds. Use in any other instance is punishable by rapid-fire throatpunch.

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