Horrible Heads of Hair

If you have to dye your hair, ladies, know that the ombré or bayalage thing you’re doing just makes it look like you couldn’t afford to hit the salon for the last seven months. Sure, you think it’s cool that the ends of your hair are blonde and your long roots are brown, but you look unkempt. Dirty. Gross.

Pick a color. Any color. Literally pick anything in the normal hair color spectrum. Get a couple of highlights. I don’t care. Please just know that when that shit starts growing out, you look disgusting. Get something done that you can actually maintain. Respect yourself and never forget that bitches like me are judging you every second of every day. Sorry not sorry.

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