Sorry, Fuglies

If you have to do anything remotely out of the box, don’t bother doing it if you’re not easy on the eyes.

Isn’t it amazing the way attractive people get a pass? …Like, for everything? We (*ahem* …I mean they) can wear sweatpants to the grocery store, kiss our significant others in public, excuse ourselves in the middle of conferences, and a million other things that would be unacceptable and/or disgusting if done by someone who wasn’t as blessed in the looks department. Think I’m wrong? I’m not wrong. And even if I was wrong, I’d just smile, and everyone would agree with me. (That’s what #blessed means. Look it up.)

Example:  hot chick rubs her nose. Reaction:  ‘poor thing… that girl must be sick.’

However:  large, unattractive woman rubs her nose. Reaction:  ‘omg… eww! make it stop! I can’t believe I had to see that! get that nasty excuse of a person away from me before I catch her cold or–worse–her ugly!’

Cringe all you want to, but you know I’m right.

Fuglies:  watch your manners, wear clothes that fit and cover your body, and try to keep your aspirations reasonable. Pretty people:  step out, be bold, challenge conformity, and you can do anything you want to do!

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